Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Randomize
