talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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