That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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