question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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