I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I just gift wrapped bread.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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