sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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