Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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