Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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