Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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