You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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