Sry I called you an 8
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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