? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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