porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Is Oprah even human
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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