so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
We left an ass print on the piano.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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