i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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