It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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