i would punch a child for taco bell
if only i could text you this smell
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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