u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Randomize
