Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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