I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
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