Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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