He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
I'm at about main and main street
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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