please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I did not marry a roomba.
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