morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I don't deserve a penis
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
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