I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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