I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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