I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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