I'm really into asian looking animals
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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