Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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