The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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