just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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