Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
God, I missed his penis.
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