But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
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