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we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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