Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Man, jail baloney is awful.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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