woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
