my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
