Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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