I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
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