pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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