been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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