well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
i need some magic done to my vagina
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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