didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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