Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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