I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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