you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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