Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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