Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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