i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
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