Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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