can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
my phone needs a breathalizer
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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