Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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