He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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