Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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